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15.06.2025 09:42
Schizoids & Haemorrhoids
Dr.Smith & Dr.Jones...
Analysis & Anal Cysts
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They put up a sign reading
Freaks and Cheeks
So they tried
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Two best friends graduated from medical school at the same time & decided that in spite of two different specialties, they would open a practice together to
Everyone loved it.
The town council was livid and insisted they change it.
Unacceptable again!
Lost Souls & Butt Holes
Dr.Smith was a Psychiatrist & Dr.Jones was a Proctologist (Colon to Anus)
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Specializing in Odds & Ends.
Just Forget it!
Thumbs down again.
Can I see some saggy tit pics and huge areolas pics?
Then came..
Still no good.
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Why am I so wanting to suck a penis?
No go.
I hope you enjoy this as much as I did.
Next, they tried...
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No, not a chance
Minds and Behinds
Catatonics & High Colonics
Why is my ex mad I moved on when he dumped me?
Almost at their wits end, the docs finally came up with...
Dr.Smith & Dr.Jones
No way
Manic Depressives & Anal Retentives
Loons and Moons
Still no good
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Another attempt resulted in ...
Hysterias & Posteriors
So, the docs changed it to read
Nuts and Butts
share office space ...
This was also not acceptable, so they again changed the sign to